in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
Favourite pictures of Josh Hutcherson with other celebrities / asked by anon.
If you’ve been up all night and cried till you have no more tears left in you - you will know that there comes in the end a sort of quietness. You feel as if nothing was ever going to happen again.
Me: Hey I don’t think you should drive/make turns/back up with the PTO on, it’s not that durable.
Dumbass dickhead: Oh no, it’ll be fine, it just puts stress on the joints. (Ok shithead as you just said, why would you put it under stress?)
Guess what happened today? THE MOTHERFUCKING PTO SHAFT BROKE SO I WASNT ABLE TO FINISH FEEDING BECAUSE YOURE A FUCKING SELFISH ASSHOLE DICK. (I’ve been driving tractors since I was 5 years old- yeah and you still suck)